List of Things We Should Do At Summer Camp

{given to my 10-year-old by his best friend, in preparation for their first time at sleep-away camp}

1. Don't go in patches with lots of leaves, could be poison ivy.
2. Go to bed early or we might get to breakfast late.
3. Always say thank you or how are you doing? to the caffatiria lady.
4. Always stay with the group.
5. Do what cousuolar (counselor) says.
6. Put on bug spray.
7. Maybe bring a little money in case of an emergency or something you want.
8. Don't go to the creek without permission, well actually just don't go.
9. Try not to always be first.
10. Don't get stuck in last in go karts.
11. Be smart, don't make wrong choices.